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MUCSteelers5xSuperChamp
07-30-2008, 08:17 PM
What if.........

1. Atlanta Falcons quarterback Michael Vick got a job as a dogcatcher for the Stark County Humane Society?

2. Tim Donaghy relocated to Ohio and got a license as an OHSAA basketball referee?

3. Given that the hometown of Joe Louis is 80-90 percent black, Monte81 became the new mayor of Detroit, MI?

4. CarlE became the new owner of the Tampa Bay Rays?

5. Kamd50 had the chance to stand face-to-face with the Pittsburgh personalities that she once got angry over with a certain Pittsburgh playboy, whom she once told to "come on!"?

6. Boxing was a high school sport in Ohio?

7. Beyonce was a featured singer at next year's Massillon Car Show?

8. Eliot Spitzer opened up an all-night entertainment bar for men, with Kwame Kilpatrick handling text messages for reservations?

9. Rasheed Wallace was a Black Christian instead of a Black Muslim?

10. MTown, Bambo, DEMMER, Raptor, CHAP, longtimefirsttime, proud to be and everyone else were fans of the Michigan Wolverines?

Interesting stuff...isn't it?

dataintsmiff
07-30-2008, 09:12 PM
Seriously, where do you come up with these things? Oh what the he--, while we're at it how about this:

#11- What if teachers, firemen, and police officers were actually paid a real salary. A salary that is comparable to the kind of work they do. What if these people made money like ballplayers and people actually gave a damn about their jobs and their safety? Wouldn't that be something?

02teleprograd
07-31-2008, 10:42 AM
What if.........

1. Atlanta Falcons quarterback Michael Vick got a job as a dogcatcher for the Stark County Humane Society?

2. Tim Donaghy relocated to Ohio and got a license as an OHSAA basketball referee?

3. Given that the hometown of Joe Louis is 80-90 percent black, Monte81 became the new mayor of Detroit, MI?

4. CarlE became the new owner of the Tampa Bay Rays?

5. Kamd50 had the chance to stand face-to-face with the Pittsburgh personalities that she once got angry over with a certain Pittsburgh playboy, whom she once told to "come on!"?

6. Boxing was a high school sport in Ohio?

7. Beyonce was a featured singer at next year's Massillon Car Show?

8. Eliot Spitzer opened up an all-night entertainment bar for men, with Kwame Kilpatrick handling text messages for reservations?

9. Rasheed Wallace was a Black Christian instead of a Black Muslim?

10. MTown, Bambo, DEMMER, Raptor, CHAP, longtimefirsttime, proud to be and everyone else were fans of the Michigan Wolverines?

Interesting stuff...isn't it?

1. Won't happen, no would vote for it

3. May happen
4. He does not have enough $$

6. We would have parents who wonder why there kids have brain damage
7. Massillon would charge for entry
8. They would have women with round butts to dance for the men who come in
9. He would not play basketball, head rap gets in the way.
10. We would all waive the flag with the big M on it.

I solved most of your dumb questions.. I win the price:laughing:

DAWGH8R
07-31-2008, 07:18 PM
I feel so left out !!!:cry:

MUCSteelers5xSuperChamp
08-01-2008, 09:22 AM
DAWGH8R,

Tell you what? You can answer 2 and 5 for me if it will make you feel better!

DAWGH8R
08-02-2008, 05:38 AM
What if.........


2. Tim Donaghy relocated to Ohio and got a license as an OHSAA basketball referee?


5. Kamd50 had the chance to stand face-to-face with the Pittsburgh personalities that she once got angry over with a certain Pittsburgh playboy, whom she once told to "come on!"?




#2 He would try to throw a State Final game , and one of the other refs in the game, ( TigerCoach), would clothsline him at mid-court !!

#5 She would back down. She knows that NO WOMAN dare get in the way of excellence !!

MUCSteelers5xSuperChamp
08-04-2008, 09:26 AM
DAWGH8R,

TigerCoach can't do anything about Mr. Donaghy. He's stuck with him for the next 32 minutes but Mr. Donaghy can get rid of some of Northeast Ohio schools that possess a lot of pompous arrogant, shoddy, snappish, egotistical, smarties from their respective schools.

I don't expect Kamd50 to back down from any of my Pittsburgh pals but the two who could concern her the most would be would be Kristen and Randi. I wouldn't disrespect the Steelers around those two!

shortbev
08-05-2008, 12:50 AM
#10 would NEVER HAPPEN...EVEN IF, HELL FROZE OVER!!!!!!!!!


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