Top 10 Reasons why men prefer guns over women

[dataintsmiff]

#10- You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.

#9- You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you are on the road.

#8- If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.

#7- Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for backup.

#6- Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

#5- A gun doesn't take up alot of closet space.

#4- A gun functions normally every day of the month.

#3- A gun doesn't ask, "do these grips make me look fat?"

#2- A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

AND THE NUMBER 1 REASON WHY MEN PREFER GUNS OVER WOMEN IS.....DRUM ROLL PLEASE............................................ ...........



#1- YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN!!!:rockin:

[MUCSteelers5xSuperChamp]

dataintsmiff,

I'll buy that #1 reason! Gun with a silencer! Funny you mention that...I was watching "Barb Wire" two nights ago starring Pamela Anderson and she was blasting away at some bad guys!

If anything, I'd give up harassing Browns fans on here just to get a photo shoot with Anderson with me holding a gun with a silencer (I'd still wear my Steelers tie).

I can see it now: Anderson with black velvet clothes with her arms around me and me in my all-black suit with a gold tie along with my hat and with a gun in my hand with silencer visible (don't worry...the photo will be clean) :laughing:!!!

[DAWGH8R]

Can you hook me up with a silencer ??? :wink: