chap
05-21-2008, 05:51 PM
My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion, and I kept
staring at a drunken woman swigging her drink, as she sat alone at a nearby
table .
My wife asks, "Do you know her?" "Yes," I sighed. "She's my old
girlfriend. I understand she started drinking right after we split up
those many years ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober since."
"My God!" says my wife. "Who would think a person could go on
celebrating that long?"
staring at a drunken woman swigging her drink, as she sat alone at a nearby
table .
My wife asks, "Do you know her?" "Yes," I sighed. "She's my old
girlfriend. I understand she started drinking right after we split up
those many years ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober since."
"My God!" says my wife. "Who would think a person could go on
celebrating that long?"