PETA Pushes for Fake Meat

[TigerBuckeye313]

PETA is offering a one million dollar reward to anyone who can successfully produce 'test tube meat' by 2012.



http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20080421/lf_afp/usrightsanimalsoffbeat_080421182825

[SuperBran]

what about soylent green?

http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j260/andy101_photos/homer_simpson_drool1.jpg
"mmmmmmmm....peeeeeeopleeeeee."

[savage4president]

The people of PETA are what I would classify as functional retards. I think I'm going to have a nice piece of milk-fed veal tonight for dinner. I really hope it is the veal that they kept lock in the tiny box so it could not move for its entire life...I hate tough veal.

[TigerBuckeye313]

Maybe I am wrong but I just can't imagine a test tube steak tasting nearly as good as a real steak. The same with chicken and any other meat these clowns are trying to grow.

How do you get stem cells from animals?

[TigerLily]

Why is it that they are so concerned about the welfare of animals, but want humans to put something “unnatural” in their bodies??? This isn’t exactly cross-pollination. You might end up with side effects of clucking, wallowing in the mud and chewing a cud. http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/36/36_2_21.gif

I liked these statements:

“A team of 10 PETA jurors will taste the entries to make sure they match the texture and flavor of chicken, and they must score at least 80 out of 100 points to win the prize.”

(Maybe the Iron Chef could help them out??).

“The New York Times revealed Monday that the scheme almost triggered a civil war within the headquarters of the organization dedicated to fighting for animal rights. But PETA argued the move would help avoid unnecessary suffering.”

(Sounds like their might be some suffering going on amongst the humans when they start punching each other out).


What a bunch of weirdos…

[Smitty]

The people of PETA are what I would classify as functional retards....



Your comment is an insult to retards. :bomb:




A fitting way to get rid of 'em all: throw 'em overboard in shark-infested waters, or to a den of hungry lions.... er, ah, tigers.

"Animal Rights"... my @$$.

PETA is offering a one million dollar reward to anyone who can successfully produce 'test tube meat' by 2012.

I've got some "test tube meat" for those idiots...
... right...
... HERE!

[thebili]

My wife volunteers at an exotic animal farm near here and PETA people have actually killed some of their animals because they believe that death for the animal is better than the animal being kept in captivity.
What they don’t realize is the reason most of the animals are at this farm is because some fool tried to take on a dangerous or exotic animal they couldn’t handle... now that the animal has become accustomed to (or was boring in) captivity that surviving in the wild was not an option.

I have also heard of PETA actually throwing rocks at fisherman.
:doh:

I do believe in the humane treatment of animals, and I eat meat on occasion, but I agree with you guys... PETA is nucking futs!

[lobbs]

i have an idea, lets ground up all the PETA members and feed them to OBIE! :usflag:

[Dr Strangemind]

Let PETA eat all tube steaks they want ...

[lobbs]

Let PETA eat all tube steaks they want ...

tube steaks hahahahahah

[Smitty]

Great minds think alike.

[massillon catholic]

I just shot the neighbors dog and ate it.