MUCSteelers5xSuperChamp
03-30-2008, 01:52 PM
Tomorrow is a great day for a man who will be nearing a pivotal point of life. He is a person considered by all as a friend. To celebrate, a special tribute to this person will honor him for everything he has done.........
March 31st...at BW3...
CarlE: I can spit on your middle name whenever I want to.
Barack Obama: Whatever you say......(to himself)...Edwuss.
CarlE: What did you say my middle name was?
BO: You heard me.
---A fight ensues and Obama is sent flying out of BW3...where he lands all the way in Chicago. CarlE has whipped him all the way back to his hometown and it makes news all over the U.S.A.
Judge: Today, the city St. Petersburg, Florida vs. Carl Edward Eisenbrei, known as CarlE. CarlE, you are being tried on charges of assault. How do you plead?
CarlE: Guilty, your honor. I will not contest the charges but at the same time, no one will spit on my middle name and get away with it.
Side note: CarlE was sentenced to 48 hours of community service, which his assignment was running a little league baseball camp, which attracted numerous youths in Florida...the charges were later dropped after a week.
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March 31st (NCAA basketball championship)......
Jim Nantz: The Florida Gators have won the NCAA basketball championship as they have downed the Villanova Wildcats 89-70 here at Tropicana Field!
Jay Wright (Villanova coach): CarlE, congratulations on winning the championship. Great job.
CarlE: Jay, thanks. Your team had a great season, I hope to see you again soon.
CarlE (CBS presentation): These men worked hard to put the championship where it belongs. They wear Florida on that jerseys and that means one thing: The Florida Gators are NATIONAL CHAMPIONS!
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March 31st (football)
Dan Rooney: I would like to take this time to introduce to you all, the new head coach of the Pittsburgh Steelers......Carl Eisenbrei (crowd applauses).
CarlE: Thanks. It is an honor to be the head football coach of a franchise that prides themselves on physical, bone-breaking play and knocking people out of the game Pittsburgh has the best fans in the National Football League and I am committed to uphold the tradition of the black and gold (crowd applauses).
Side note: In 10 years as Steelers head coach and director of media relations, CarlE became a fixture to the Pittsburgh community and led the Steelers to five world championships, eight division titles, and six AFC titles going back-to-back twice in his last two years.
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March 31st (baseball)...
John Sterling: It's a full count. 3 and 2. There's the delivery and (CRACK), there's a fly ball deep to right field, way back, and it's out of here! See ya! The Yankees win! Theeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Yankees win!
CarlE (at press conference): This means a lot to get my first win as manager of the New York Yankees. These are men who will give their all and have no intention of failing for nine innings. It is a blessing to be the manager of the pinstripes.
Side note: CarlE would lead the Yankees to seven World Series during his 15 years as manager of the Yankees, taking away six titles.
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March 31st (boxing)......
Michael Buffer: And the winner by a split decision......and the NEW...champion of the world......Carl "Riding High" Eisenbrei!!!!!!!!
Larry Merchant: CarlE, you stood toe-to-toe, punch-for-punch with Shane Mosley. He hurt you at times and looked like he could stop you but you never wavered. How were you able to keep your cool in the heat of intense fire?
CarlE: Shane Mosley is a heck of a champion. I was hurt and down three times in the first round but I wasn't going to be denied as you see, I knocked him down twice in the fight, the seventh and tenth rounds and nearly stopped him in a titanic 11th round. I am honored to be a champion and join the legends of the ring. It's a blessing to be a titleholder.
Shane Mosley: We gave the crowd their money's worth. CarlE is tough as nails, I thought I had him after the third knockdown in the open round. He has a great heart and I tip my hat off to him.
Side note: At the post-fight party HBO threw for CarlE, he was serenaded by celebrities who met the new champion. Eisenbrei would beat Mosley in another titanic rematch and rule the division for seven years, retiring as world champion.
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March 31st (golf)...
Jim Nantz: CarlE goes for it...for the win...YES! CarlE has won the PGA championship by upsetting Tiger Woods! He is now the #1 golfer in the world!
Tiger Woods: Congratulations CarlE. But how were you able to beat me?
CarlE: I worked hard for this opportunity and stayed close to my dream.
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March 31st (NBA)...
Ernie Johnson: Joe Dumars, Pistons of basketball operations has put CarlE in charge of the Pistons for the remainder of the season as current head coach Tony Ford was relieved of his duties and the Pistons needing to make a run.
CarlE (in a game): Listen to me. The Lakers are in very bad shape right now. Let's keep on getting some stops and keep playing physical as we are right now! (to Rasheed Wallace): Rasheed...no yelling at the refs or I'll sit your butt on the bench.
CarlE (at press conference): This was a dominant win over a very good Lakers team. Not one person played average in my book tonight. To hold Kobe to 12 points is special. When my players put on a Pistons jersey, that means something. And you saw it tonight.
Side note: The Pistons rebounded from their slump to snag the #2 seed in the Eastern Conference, where they defeated Philadelphia, Milwaukee, and Chicago in the playoffs before defeating the Lakers in six games to win the NBA title. CarlE would coach Detroit for 12 years, winning six titles in the process.
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March 31st (NASCAR)...
Chris Myers: And in a battle of CarlE's...Carl Eisenbrei has defeated Carl Edwards to take the checkered flag here from Talladega!
Carl Eisenbrei: There is only one CarlE...the one with the checkered flag!
Side note: Carl Eisenbrei would win the NASCAR Sprint Cup Title in a heated battle against Edwards. This rivalry went on to become the greatest rivalry in NASCAR.
March 31st (bowling)......
Randy Petersen: CarlE going for the win and a 300 game...YES! He has done it! CarlE has won the PBA World Championship by defeating Ryan Shafer in the title game 300-195! He gets a $50,000 bonus for the perfect game!
CarlE: To win it in Shafer's hometown is something special. He's a great champion and I knew I had to be at my best and you couldn't ask for anything more (a silenced crowd later cheers).
CarlE...a man everyone respects. You can't forget about him (he knows what tomorrow is)!
March 31st...at BW3...
CarlE: I can spit on your middle name whenever I want to.
Barack Obama: Whatever you say......(to himself)...Edwuss.
CarlE: What did you say my middle name was?
BO: You heard me.
---A fight ensues and Obama is sent flying out of BW3...where he lands all the way in Chicago. CarlE has whipped him all the way back to his hometown and it makes news all over the U.S.A.
Judge: Today, the city St. Petersburg, Florida vs. Carl Edward Eisenbrei, known as CarlE. CarlE, you are being tried on charges of assault. How do you plead?
CarlE: Guilty, your honor. I will not contest the charges but at the same time, no one will spit on my middle name and get away with it.
Side note: CarlE was sentenced to 48 hours of community service, which his assignment was running a little league baseball camp, which attracted numerous youths in Florida...the charges were later dropped after a week.
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March 31st (NCAA basketball championship)......
Jim Nantz: The Florida Gators have won the NCAA basketball championship as they have downed the Villanova Wildcats 89-70 here at Tropicana Field!
Jay Wright (Villanova coach): CarlE, congratulations on winning the championship. Great job.
CarlE: Jay, thanks. Your team had a great season, I hope to see you again soon.
CarlE (CBS presentation): These men worked hard to put the championship where it belongs. They wear Florida on that jerseys and that means one thing: The Florida Gators are NATIONAL CHAMPIONS!
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March 31st (football)
Dan Rooney: I would like to take this time to introduce to you all, the new head coach of the Pittsburgh Steelers......Carl Eisenbrei (crowd applauses).
CarlE: Thanks. It is an honor to be the head football coach of a franchise that prides themselves on physical, bone-breaking play and knocking people out of the game Pittsburgh has the best fans in the National Football League and I am committed to uphold the tradition of the black and gold (crowd applauses).
Side note: In 10 years as Steelers head coach and director of media relations, CarlE became a fixture to the Pittsburgh community and led the Steelers to five world championships, eight division titles, and six AFC titles going back-to-back twice in his last two years.
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March 31st (baseball)...
John Sterling: It's a full count. 3 and 2. There's the delivery and (CRACK), there's a fly ball deep to right field, way back, and it's out of here! See ya! The Yankees win! Theeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Yankees win!
CarlE (at press conference): This means a lot to get my first win as manager of the New York Yankees. These are men who will give their all and have no intention of failing for nine innings. It is a blessing to be the manager of the pinstripes.
Side note: CarlE would lead the Yankees to seven World Series during his 15 years as manager of the Yankees, taking away six titles.
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March 31st (boxing)......
Michael Buffer: And the winner by a split decision......and the NEW...champion of the world......Carl "Riding High" Eisenbrei!!!!!!!!
Larry Merchant: CarlE, you stood toe-to-toe, punch-for-punch with Shane Mosley. He hurt you at times and looked like he could stop you but you never wavered. How were you able to keep your cool in the heat of intense fire?
CarlE: Shane Mosley is a heck of a champion. I was hurt and down three times in the first round but I wasn't going to be denied as you see, I knocked him down twice in the fight, the seventh and tenth rounds and nearly stopped him in a titanic 11th round. I am honored to be a champion and join the legends of the ring. It's a blessing to be a titleholder.
Shane Mosley: We gave the crowd their money's worth. CarlE is tough as nails, I thought I had him after the third knockdown in the open round. He has a great heart and I tip my hat off to him.
Side note: At the post-fight party HBO threw for CarlE, he was serenaded by celebrities who met the new champion. Eisenbrei would beat Mosley in another titanic rematch and rule the division for seven years, retiring as world champion.
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March 31st (golf)...
Jim Nantz: CarlE goes for it...for the win...YES! CarlE has won the PGA championship by upsetting Tiger Woods! He is now the #1 golfer in the world!
Tiger Woods: Congratulations CarlE. But how were you able to beat me?
CarlE: I worked hard for this opportunity and stayed close to my dream.
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March 31st (NBA)...
Ernie Johnson: Joe Dumars, Pistons of basketball operations has put CarlE in charge of the Pistons for the remainder of the season as current head coach Tony Ford was relieved of his duties and the Pistons needing to make a run.
CarlE (in a game): Listen to me. The Lakers are in very bad shape right now. Let's keep on getting some stops and keep playing physical as we are right now! (to Rasheed Wallace): Rasheed...no yelling at the refs or I'll sit your butt on the bench.
CarlE (at press conference): This was a dominant win over a very good Lakers team. Not one person played average in my book tonight. To hold Kobe to 12 points is special. When my players put on a Pistons jersey, that means something. And you saw it tonight.
Side note: The Pistons rebounded from their slump to snag the #2 seed in the Eastern Conference, where they defeated Philadelphia, Milwaukee, and Chicago in the playoffs before defeating the Lakers in six games to win the NBA title. CarlE would coach Detroit for 12 years, winning six titles in the process.
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March 31st (NASCAR)...
Chris Myers: And in a battle of CarlE's...Carl Eisenbrei has defeated Carl Edwards to take the checkered flag here from Talladega!
Carl Eisenbrei: There is only one CarlE...the one with the checkered flag!
Side note: Carl Eisenbrei would win the NASCAR Sprint Cup Title in a heated battle against Edwards. This rivalry went on to become the greatest rivalry in NASCAR.
March 31st (bowling)......
Randy Petersen: CarlE going for the win and a 300 game...YES! He has done it! CarlE has won the PBA World Championship by defeating Ryan Shafer in the title game 300-195! He gets a $50,000 bonus for the perfect game!
CarlE: To win it in Shafer's hometown is something special. He's a great champion and I knew I had to be at my best and you couldn't ask for anything more (a silenced crowd later cheers).
CarlE...a man everyone respects. You can't forget about him (he knows what tomorrow is)!