chap
03-25-2008, 04:40 PM
Three old mischievous Grandmas were sitting on a bench outside a nursing
> home.
>
> About then an old Grandpa walked by, and one of the old Grandma's yelled
> out saying, "We bet we can tell exactly how old you are."
>
>
> The old man said, "There ain't no way you can guess it, you old fools."
>
>
> One of the old Grandmas said, "Sure we can! Just drop your pants and
> undershorts and we can tell your exact age."
>
>
> Embarrassed just a little, but anxious to prove they couldn't do it, he
> dropped his drawers.
>
>
> The Grandmas asked him to first turn around a couple of times and to jump
> up and down several times. Then they all piped up and said, "You're 87
> years old!"
>
> Standing with his pants down around his ankles, the old gent asked, "How
> in
> the world did you guess?"
>
> Slapping their knees and grinning from ear to ear, all three old ladies
> happily yelled in unison--
>
> "We were at your birthday party yesterday!"
> home.
>
> About then an old Grandpa walked by, and one of the old Grandma's yelled
> out saying, "We bet we can tell exactly how old you are."
>
>
> The old man said, "There ain't no way you can guess it, you old fools."
>
>
> One of the old Grandmas said, "Sure we can! Just drop your pants and
> undershorts and we can tell your exact age."
>
>
> Embarrassed just a little, but anxious to prove they couldn't do it, he
> dropped his drawers.
>
>
> The Grandmas asked him to first turn around a couple of times and to jump
> up and down several times. Then they all piped up and said, "You're 87
> years old!"
>
> Standing with his pants down around his ankles, the old gent asked, "How
> in
> the world did you guess?"
>
> Slapping their knees and grinning from ear to ear, all three old ladies
> happily yelled in unison--
>
> "We were at your birthday party yesterday!"