DAWGH8R
03-13-2008, 07:57 AM
WINTER BLONDE
As a trucker stops for a red light, a blonde catches up. She jumps out of
her BMW, runs up to his truck, and knocks on the door.
The trucker lowers the w indow, and she says "Hi , my name is Heather and
you are losing some of your load."
The trucker ignores her and proceeds down the street.
When the truck stops for another red light, the girl catches up again. She
jumps out of her BMW, runs up and knocks on the door.
Again, the trucker lowers the window. As if they've never spoken, the blonde
says brightly, "Hi my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your
load!"
Shaking his head, the trucker ignores her again and continues down the
street.
At the third red light , the same thing happens again.
All out of breath, the blonde gets out of her BMW, runs up, knocks on the
truck door . The trucker rolls down the window. Again she says, "Hi, my name
is Heather, and you are losing some of your load!"
When the light turns green the trucker revs up and races to the next light.
When he stops this time, he hurriedly gets out of the truck, and runs back
to the blonde.
He knocks on her window, and after she lowers it, he says...
"Hi, my name is Kevin, it's winter in Ohio and I'm driving the SALT TRUCK!"
As a trucker stops for a red light, a blonde catches up. She jumps out of
her BMW, runs up to his truck, and knocks on the door.
The trucker lowers the w indow, and she says "Hi , my name is Heather and
you are losing some of your load."
The trucker ignores her and proceeds down the street.
When the truck stops for another red light, the girl catches up again. She
jumps out of her BMW, runs up and knocks on the door.
Again, the trucker lowers the window. As if they've never spoken, the blonde
says brightly, "Hi my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your
load!"
Shaking his head, the trucker ignores her again and continues down the
street.
At the third red light , the same thing happens again.
All out of breath, the blonde gets out of her BMW, runs up, knocks on the
truck door . The trucker rolls down the window. Again she says, "Hi, my name
is Heather, and you are losing some of your load!"
When the light turns green the trucker revs up and races to the next light.
When he stops this time, he hurriedly gets out of the truck, and runs back
to the blonde.
He knocks on her window, and after she lowers it, he says...
"Hi, my name is Kevin, it's winter in Ohio and I'm driving the SALT TRUCK!"