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lobbs
03-03-2008, 11:42 AM
How many guys does it take to open a beer... none, your wife should have it opened when she serves it to you.

Why dont women where watches.....theres a clock on the stove.

please dont hate me, i just kinda thot these were funny in a imature way

:rockon::drinkem:
Tiger2001
03-03-2008, 12:39 PM
Why can't this kid learn how to spell?
Tiger77
03-03-2008, 12:43 PM
Those are old jokes apparently making their way through the next generation.
Good stuff lobbs. Now back to studying.
SuperBran
03-03-2008, 12:44 PM
How many guys does it take to open a beer... none, your wife should have it opened when she serves it to you.

Why dont women where watches.....theres a clock on the stove.

please dont hate me, i just kinda thot these were funny in a imature way

:rockon::drinkem:

unfortunately for you there are some strong women on here who will probably track you down and give you a good flogging..........and that's not a good thing. LOL.
massillon catholic
03-03-2008, 12:54 PM
unfortunately for you there are some strong women on here who will probably track you down and give you a good flogging..........and that's not a good thing. LOL.

Glad to see you in a better mood today. Take care of the wife and dog.
TigerLily
03-03-2008, 01:04 PM
Maybe we will just track him down and give him a dictionary!! http://smileys.on-my-web.com/repository/Happy/happy-wink-001.gif

http://www.dachsie.org/vbb/images/smilies/008.gif
tiger74
03-03-2008, 02:34 PM
:lol: tigerlily now that was a good one. I am waiting for one of the fine women of this site to post a joke filled thing about males.
SuperBran
03-03-2008, 03:12 PM
Maybe we will just track him down and give him a dictionary!! http://smileys.on-my-web.com/repository/Happy/happy-wink-001.gif

http://www.dachsie.org/vbb/images/smilies/008.gif

give him a dictionary (1) across the head, or (2) to read and learn? i'm guessin it's (1). LOL.
lobbs
03-03-2008, 03:26 PM
Why can't this kid learn how to spell?

I DONT WANT TO SPELL KORREKLY:doh:!! I NO HOWE 2 I JUST REfUZE two DO IT!
lobbs
03-03-2008, 03:27 PM
give him a dictionary (1) across the head, or (2) to read and learn? i'm guessin it's (1). LOL.

OH MY GOD!!! HE MISSPELLED GUESSING!!!! LETS CRUCIFY HIM, LETS GUT HIM!
Swissie
03-03-2008, 03:58 PM
Its all right. He is young. Somewhere out there is a woman who will one day get her fingers wrapped around his heart and a collar around his neck. Oh, but he'll put up a good front. They all do. But us ladies will know for sure.....I bet she'll even show him how to Spellcheck!
lobbs
03-03-2008, 04:11 PM
listen folks, when i type fast, i dont care bout corrections. you all still understand what im saying. its not a Resume'. but, anyway, boy it was like 62 today, and its gonna be 32 morrow! Swissie, whats it like over there?
Swissie
03-03-2008, 04:22 PM
It was 13 degrees celcius today and will be about 0 tomorrow! LOL! They are calling for snow in the flatlands, which means there will be mega snow in the alps. Not a bad thing since we are going skiing soon! Weather is nuts here, too. We have had snow only once in our area. Our house sits about 500 meters above sea level and it still hasn't hit us. Crazy warm here and when its not then it is cold, wet and rainy. I hate, hate, hate cold wet and rainy. Especially at 7.30 in the morning when I have to walk the little Swissie to kindergarten!
Smitty
03-03-2008, 05:06 PM
.... I am waiting for one of the fine women of this site to post a joke filled thing about males.

Oh, those have been here, too.

Many times.

Examples:

Q: how is a man like a blender?
A: women know they need one in the house, but not quite certain why.

Q: what's the best thing to come out of a penis?
A: the wrinkles.

It was 13 degrees celcius today and will be about 0 tomorrow! ... Our house sits about 500 meters above sea level ....

For those of us in the USA, I'll translate.

13 degrees C (European) = 55 degrees F (American)
0 degrees C = 32 degrees F
500 meters = 1625 feet

You're welcome.
dataintsmiff
03-03-2008, 05:45 PM
OH MY GOD!!! HE MISSPELLED GUESSING!!!! LETS CRUCIFY HIM, LETS GUT HIM!

OK, where does the line start? I'm sure its a long one!
Swissie
03-04-2008, 01:09 AM
For those of us in the USA, I'll translate.

13 degrees C (European) = 55 degrees F (American)
0 degrees C = 32 degrees F
500 meters = 1625 feet

You're welcome.


Thanks Smitty! LOL! I have to convert this stuff online and it was too close to bedtime! I know, I know, how much easier can it be!
Grizzlies
03-04-2008, 08:35 AM
All good stuff!!! :lol: