Money And Football Game

[Kamd50]

Subject: MONEY AND FOOTBALL GAME

A little old lady is walking down the street, dragging two
plastic garbage bags with her, one in each hand. There's a hole
in one of the bags, and every once in a while a $20 bill comes
flying out of it onto the pavement. Noticing this, a policeman
stops her.

"Ma'am, there are $20 bills falling out of that bag."

"Damn!" says the little old lady, "I'd better go back and see
if I can gather up some of them. Thanks!"

"Well, now, not so fast," says the cop. "Where did you get that
money? Did you steal it?"

"Oh, no," says the little old lady. "You see, my yard backs up
to the parking lot of the football stadium. Each time there's a
game, a lot of fans come and pee in the bushes,
right into my
flower beds! So, I stand behind the bushes with a big hedge & nbsp;
clipper and each time some guy sticks his ----- through the
bushes, I say; '$20 or off it comes!'"

"Hey not a bad idea!" laughs the cop. "Ok, good luck! By the
way, what's in the other bag?"

"Well," says the little old lady, "not all of them pay up."

[longtimefirsttime]

:lol:

I think we have all been guilty of this at one time or another (well at least the male tailgaters).

[tiger74]

I have only did that after leaving the bar/clubs.sometimes when your in the car and can't make it home you have your friend pull over. well you know the rest.:rolleyes:

[Dr Strangemind]

... makes me think of "Porky's".

[Kamd50]

Porky's:doh: geesh, I can't even remember the last time I've even heard that movie mentioned! Leave it to you though and your extensive knowledge of movie trivia, Mr. Movie Buff:poke: LOL

Yes, this is just one more of these areas where women will never experience equal opportunity. Oh, the suffering :down: suppression we must endure