Kamd50
09-06-2006, 12:53 AM
If you need a laugh, then read through these Children's
Science
Exam
Answers:
Q: Name the four seasons.
A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.
Q: Explain one of the processes by which water can
be made safe to drink.
A: Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it
removes large pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists.
Q: How is dew formed?
A: The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them
perspire.
Q: How can you delay milk turning sour? (brilliant,
love this!)
A: Keep it in the cow.
Q: What causes the tides in the oceans?
A: The tides are a fight between the Earth and the Moon.
All water tends to flow towards the moon, because there
is no water on the moon, and nature hates a vacuum. I
forget where the sun joins in this fight.
Q: What are steroids?
A: Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs.
Q: What happens to your body as you age?
A: When you ge t old, so do your bowels and you get
intercontinental.
Q: What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty?
A: He says good-bye to his boyhood and looks forward to
his adultery.
Q: Name a major disease associated with cigarettes
A: Premature death.
Q: How are the main parts of the body categorized?
(e.g., abdomen.)
A: The body is consisted into three parts – the brainium, the
borax and the abdominal cavity. The brainium contains
the brain; the borax contains the heart and lungs, and
the abdominal cavity contains the five bowels A, E, I,
O, and U.
Q: What is the fibula?
A: A small lie.
Q: What does "varicose" mean? (I do love this
one...)
A: Nearby.
Q: Give the meaning of the term "Caesarean
Section."
A: The Caesarean Section is a district in Rome.
Q: What does the word " benign" mean?'
A: Benign is what you will be after you be eight.
:laughing:
Science
Exam
Answers:
Q: Name the four seasons.
A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.
Q: Explain one of the processes by which water can
be made safe to drink.
A: Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it
removes large pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists.
Q: How is dew formed?
A: The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them
perspire.
Q: How can you delay milk turning sour? (brilliant,
love this!)
A: Keep it in the cow.
Q: What causes the tides in the oceans?
A: The tides are a fight between the Earth and the Moon.
All water tends to flow towards the moon, because there
is no water on the moon, and nature hates a vacuum. I
forget where the sun joins in this fight.
Q: What are steroids?
A: Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs.
Q: What happens to your body as you age?
A: When you ge t old, so do your bowels and you get
intercontinental.
Q: What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty?
A: He says good-bye to his boyhood and looks forward to
his adultery.
Q: Name a major disease associated with cigarettes
A: Premature death.
Q: How are the main parts of the body categorized?
(e.g., abdomen.)
A: The body is consisted into three parts – the brainium, the
borax and the abdominal cavity. The brainium contains
the brain; the borax contains the heart and lungs, and
the abdominal cavity contains the five bowels A, E, I,
O, and U.
Q: What is the fibula?
A: A small lie.
Q: What does "varicose" mean? (I do love this
one...)
A: Nearby.
Q: Give the meaning of the term "Caesarean
Section."
A: The Caesarean Section is a district in Rome.
Q: What does the word " benign" mean?'
A: Benign is what you will be after you be eight.
:laughing: