Paul Brown
08-08-2007, 09:47 AM
To celebrate 50 years of marriage, a couple booked a weekend at St.Andrews. On the third tee, the husband said, Darling, I have to confess
something. Twenty years ago I had a brief affair. It meant nothing. I hope that you can forgive me.His wife was hurt but said, Dearest, those days are long gone.What we have now is far more valuable. I forgive you. They embraced and kissed.On the seventeenth tee the wife said to her husband, Darling, since we're being honest with each other, I have something to tell you. Fifty-two years ago I had a sex change operation, I was a man before we met. The husband threw a fit! He cursed, threw his driver away, broke the
rest of his clubs one by one, tore at his clothes, screamed and ranted, You
liar, you despicable cheat! How could you? I trusted you, and you have been playing off from the ladies' tee all these years!
something. Twenty years ago I had a brief affair. It meant nothing. I hope that you can forgive me.His wife was hurt but said, Dearest, those days are long gone.What we have now is far more valuable. I forgive you. They embraced and kissed.On the seventeenth tee the wife said to her husband, Darling, since we're being honest with each other, I have something to tell you. Fifty-two years ago I had a sex change operation, I was a man before we met. The husband threw a fit! He cursed, threw his driver away, broke the
rest of his clubs one by one, tore at his clothes, screamed and ranted, You
liar, you despicable cheat! How could you? I trusted you, and you have been playing off from the ladies' tee all these years!