MUCSteelers5xSuperChamp
06-25-2007, 09:52 AM
This Saturday will be the birthday of former heavyweight champion Michael Gerard Tyson, who will be 41 and in two days it will be the anniversary of the dreaded "Bite Fight."
Five days to his birthday and it's time to freak with Tyson.........
There were two guys who went to a bar,
and ran into Michael Gerard Tyson.
Both men asked for Tyson's autograph, but his attitude was bad as staph,
he was big as a bison, but his attitude wasn't good to make him a star.
Person A told Tyson, "I got a knife. What you gonna do?"
Person B responded with "I got a gun (Force 9 handgun), what you gonna do?"
Tyson charged Person B but missed and fell to the ground and said "ooooh!"
Tyson was losing this fight on a bad night.
The police quickly arrived on the scene,
Persons A and B had said Tyson threatened their lives.
Tyson's rap was one not clean,
Persons A and B filed charges on him through the advice of their wives.
Persons A and B took Tyson to a court of law
both won $5,000 dollars in a lawsuit against Iron Mike.
They were able to tell their friends that against MGT they stood tall,
and beat the man that everyone loves to dislike.
Five days to his birthday and it's time to freak with Tyson.........
There were two guys who went to a bar,
and ran into Michael Gerard Tyson.
Both men asked for Tyson's autograph, but his attitude was bad as staph,
he was big as a bison, but his attitude wasn't good to make him a star.
Person A told Tyson, "I got a knife. What you gonna do?"
Person B responded with "I got a gun (Force 9 handgun), what you gonna do?"
Tyson charged Person B but missed and fell to the ground and said "ooooh!"
Tyson was losing this fight on a bad night.
The police quickly arrived on the scene,
Persons A and B had said Tyson threatened their lives.
Tyson's rap was one not clean,
Persons A and B filed charges on him through the advice of their wives.
Persons A and B took Tyson to a court of law
both won $5,000 dollars in a lawsuit against Iron Mike.
They were able to tell their friends that against MGT they stood tall,
and beat the man that everyone loves to dislike.