Teen Sentenced For Semen Salad Dressing

[Kamd50]

I don't know if I will ever order salad out again after reading this:puke:


Teen Sentenced For Semen Salad Dressing
Community Service, $750 Fine For 17-Year-Old Who Contaminated Salad Dressing With Semen

A judge has ordered a 17-year-old to pay a $750 fine and perform 120 hours of community service for contaminating salad dressing with semen and returning it to a suburban Chicago high school's cafeteria. ....................

http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2007/05/24/national/main2849939.shtml?source=mostpop_story

[DAWGH8R]

That is sick !!

I heard the "new" dressing had a little " WANG " to it ! Some of the girls thought that they had tasted this dressing before.

[longtimefirsttime]

:puke:

[TigerswillbeTigers]

He better hope he isn't being drug back into court in about 9 months in a paternity suit for being the daddy of a head of lettuce or two!

In all seriousness, this brings the old saying "whip something up" to a whole nutha level.

[MUCSteelers5xSuperChamp]

Kamd50,

I just about nearly put a gun to my head when I read that. That is so foolish, uncool, crass, knocking, instantly, nasty, greatly ridiculous! Someone needs to really deal with that demeaning, arrogant, malicious, nude jerk!!

What a bold, insipid, terrible, crappy, horrendous, awful, shoddy, sputtered, malevolent, overpowering, treacherous, heated, egotistical, rude, funky, ultra, crude, killing, egregious, rancid snake in the grass

:puke:

P.S. Obiefan, you should have added a sick person icon......

[TigerswillbeTigers]

A gun? Really? Is there more to this story that would make you feel that way?

[Red50Go]

If that = $750 than no wonder we live in a sicko society. If I ever found out someone spit, tampered, or god help the idiot worse, to my food I know down to the bottom of my heart I'd end up in jail. W/ no regrets either.

[MUCSteelers5xSuperChamp]

TigerswillbeTigers,

I don't really mean I'm going to actually put a gun to my head. I've heard worse.

[TigerswillbeTigers]

Whewwwwwwwwwwww Thank God! I thought something was up and didn't want to see you over react buddy :thumbsup:

[Seeker]

If that = $750 than no wonder we live in a sicko society. If I ever found out someone spit, tampered, or god help the idiot worse, to my food I know down to the bottom of my heart I'd end up in jail. W/ no regrets either.

I'm with you.
When they got that kid to the hospital his own mommy wouldn't recognize him.

:dance:

[massillon catholic]

I'm with you.
When they got that kid to the hospital his own mommy wouldn't recognize him.

:dance:


They'd by-pass the hospital and go straight to the morgue!

[MUCSteelers5xSuperChamp]

I'd have broken that kid's back the same way Jack Lambert broke the back of that Houston Oilers running back in Pittsburgh's 34-5 AFC championship win over Houston back in the 70's (I believe it was 1979).

[TigerswillbeTigers]

The next time you're at a buffet take a look at the people around you and then look at the "Sneeze Guard" that's supposed to protect you from airborne germs and BODY FLUIDS, then sit down and enjoy your meal!
I've witnessed far too many incidents of disgusting behavior at such places to ever visit one again. Especially the Chinese buffets where food prep, handling and sanitation is lacking in every area.

Have you ever;
witnessed a person sneeze on the food
cough on the food
pick up the food with their bare hand
TAKE A DIRTY PLATE BACK TO THE BUFFET AND PLACE THE SERVING SPOON, FORK, TONGS ON THEIR DIRTY PLATE AS THEY SERVE THEMSELF ANOTHER PORTION OF MASHED POTATOS, MEAT, PASTA, ETC.?

I have, and I've mentioned it to every freakin idiot that I've seen do it! Because of my lack of restraint when seeing this, coupled with my unwillingness to eat snot from my neighbors, has caused me to NEVER VISIT A BUFFET AGAIN!

[MUCSteelers5xSuperChamp]

TigerswillbeTigers,

I remember a person at a Kentucky Fried Chicken was putting his hands in some potato wedges and was digging in his nose. My mother saw this and yelled at the young man. She refused the wedges saying that the perpetrator "put his hands all in the wedges."

If that's an indication of something.........so be it.

[Submariner]

Guys, stick him in torpedo tube #4. We use high pressure air to launch weapons from the ship.:furious: Our depth this evening will be 2800 feet. Location: Classified!!!!

[Tuslaw1971]

Not like it is he first time it ever happened. Remember the old Zips that used to be in town? There were additions to your vanilla milkshake from time to time. I also remember straining the cole slaw dressing to remove the maggots at the old Kendal house restaurant when I was 15. They also had the habit of re-warmimg the buns left from other peoples meals and using any left over butter for cooking. Lujans was probably the cleanest kitchen I ever worked in but some of the waitresses were reallllly nasty.

[The Voice]

you'd be surprized at what the human body digests everyday that your not even aware of .. :crap:

tv

[chap]

Kamd50,

I just about nearly put a gun to my head when I read that. That is so foolish, uncool, crass, knocking, instantly, nasty, greatly ridiculous! Someone needs to really deal with that demeaning, arrogant, malicious, nude jerk!!

What a bold, insipid, terrible, crappy, horrendous, awful, shoddy, sputtered, malevolent, overpowering, treacherous, heated, egotistical, rude, funky, ultra, crude, killing, egregious, rancid snake in the grass

:puke:

P.S. Obiefan, you should have added a sick person icon......

Could you tell us how you really feel? LOL