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CarlE
05-22-2007, 06:06 PM
Instead of checking for speeding and insurance, perhaps the OSP should be out looking for THIS guy. 10X? This is freaking hilarious. He could be my new hero.

http://www.reuters.com/article/oddlyEnoughNews/idUSL2233116920070522?feedType=RSS
DAWGH8R
05-22-2007, 10:21 PM
That's hilarious !!
MTiger
05-22-2007, 10:33 PM
When I was at Ohio State, one of my apartments was equidistant from the High Street bars and a home for the handicapped (who enjoyed frequenting said bars). Late one night we were sitting out when a guy in a motorized wheelchair spilled in the middle of the intersection...totally wasted. It had an autokill of some sort, so when he fell out, the chair shut down. The chair had to weigh 600 pounds- we had to upright the thing, get him back into it, figure out how to turn it back on, and then steer him home. At some point along the way he regained some clarity, and helped us steer him into a tree and off a curb. Definitely one night I'll never forget!
longtimefirsttime
05-23-2007, 08:51 AM
Ten times the legal limit? Wow.
CarlE
05-23-2007, 09:07 AM
Ten times the legal limit? Wow.

Sound familiar, my brother??? :drinkem:
longtimefirsttime
05-23-2007, 09:45 AM
Sound familiar, my brother??? :drinkem:

I don't have a tolerance anywhere near that. One beer and I'm ready for a nap.
TigerswillbeTigers
05-23-2007, 09:51 AM
I witnessed a guy get a DUI in a golf cart crossing Lincoln way west at Starway lanes one night! Unfortunately for him the reason he was using one of the Elms carts was because his license was already suspended for a previous DUI :doh:
CarlE
05-23-2007, 11:28 AM
I witnessed a guy get a DUI in a golf cart crossing Lincoln way west at Starway lanes one night! Unfortunately for him the reason he was using one of the Elms carts was because his license was already suspended for a previous DUI :doh:

Now THAT is a classic. So, he takes the cart from Elms, goes to Starway to get torched in the bar, and then gets nabbed driving home. That poor boy is DOOMED.
TigerswillbeTigers
05-23-2007, 04:24 PM
He was actually leaving the old Shoobies bar next door to Starway and to his surprise a State Trooper just happened to be in the neighborhood (a 100 yards from headquarters LOL) whenhe attempted to cross Lincoln Way only to crash into the sign at Purple Martin! When the Trooper asked him what he was doing he said "looking for my ball", and the sobriety test was on!
I guarantee you you know him Bruddah!
longtimefirsttime
05-24-2007, 01:10 AM
I witnessed a guy get a DUI in a golf cart crossing Lincoln way west at Starway lanes one night! Unfortunately for him the reason he was using one of the Elms carts was because his license was already suspended for a previous DUI :doh:

Are you sure it was a male? Oh well...nevermind.