Funeral for a Cardiologist!

[chap]

A cardiologist died and was given an elaborate funeral. A huge heart covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the service. Following the eulogy, the heart opened, and the casket rolled inside. The heart then closed, sealing the doctor in the beautiful heart forever.

At that point, one of the mourners burst into laughter. When all eyes stared at him, he said, "I'm sorry, I was just thinking of my own funeral..... I'm a gynecologist."

That's when the proctologist fainted

[shortbev]

great joke!!!

reminds me of an true event of a few years ago...

there are these two couples who are friends of mine...the guys have been co-workers, roommates for over 20 years now...they started a software company that eventually was bought out by microsoft...even after they both got married...they have lived next door to one another...

one night, gary wasn't feeling well...his wife called vern to take him to the emergency room...i don't even remember what exactly was the problem...but, a few hours later, he was admitted for observation...a nurse came in to check on him...vern was still there...she asked him if he was gary's doctor...vern replied "yes, i am his protologist"...and the nurse thought he was serious...that is taking "friendship" to a whole new level, i would say...up close and extremely personal...

[Vicke]

A cardiologist died and was given an elaborate funeral. A huge heart covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the service. Following the eulogy, the heart opened, and the casket rolled inside. The heart then closed, sealing the doctor in the beautiful heart forever.

At that point, one of the mourners burst into laughter. When all eyes stared at him, he said, "I'm sorry, I was just thinking of my own funeral..... I'm a gynecologist."

That's when the proctologist fainted

That was really funny.