What would you give up for a Tiger State Title?

[tigerbeat]

ok, pick one thing and one thing only of value to you for a Tiger Title!

My 1995 Saturn SL

[Obie Wan]

Your left nut.

[DragonTigerNemesis]

Your left nut.

Then he could sing like an Englishman.




:kungfu:

[CarlE]

Corona for a year.

[obiefan]

Well, I ALREADY gave up drinking.... does that count?

[orangeblood]

Corona for a year.I will give up arguing with CarlE... Well, maybe...:heee:

[CarlE]

I will give up arguing with CarlE... Well, maybe...:heee:

No you won't. I won't let you.

[orangeblood]

No you won't. I won't let you.

CarlE, enjoy this, because it is the only time you are going to hear it from me. You are a good guy...

Here is your award.:no3:

[RAPTOR]

I would give up riding rollercoasters.

[DAWGH8R]

I would give up MRSDAWGH8R !!! At least for a little while !! :hug:

[chap]

Well OK! Sex for one hour!

[monte81]

I love the tigers but i will not give up nothing!!! We have the talent and have to man up and take it! The title is comng to tigertown real soon!!!! 8 months from now we should be sitting right there with a GREAT CHANCE!!!:weightlift:

[orangeblood]

I would give up MRSDAWGH8R !!! At least for a little while !! :hug:

Oooh, would I be in trouble if I said anything like that!!!:notlistening:

[npaflas]

Me to Orangeblood but i have no luck. But i did get to see the last Tigers state championship game 1970. It was a great one.

[TigerLily]

I would love to give up saying “wait until next year”…..

So let’s get ‘er done!!!


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[longtimefirsttime]

Bull riding or golfing for sure

[orangeblood]

I would love to give up saying “wait until next year”…..

So let’s get ‘er done!!!


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Best post on this thread, by far!!

[MTown]

I would sift through the internet, pulling up years of websites that referred to "win one on the field" and I would print them all out.

Then I would glue and plaster it all together in the shape of a baseball bat and I would go around and find out where all those people lived and I would beat them with my new bat. And as they are laying on the ground and wimpering like little girls, I will stand over them and taunt them.

[Louisville Tiger]

I would take my copy of the Fishwrap, er, I mean the Suppository, wait...I mean The Repository declaring Massillon "State Champs" and staple it to Todd Porter's forehead! (That's not being to mean is it?). Too bad we couldn't have went to Div.2 for a year or two, then we'd definitely have our state title!

[orangeblood]

I would sift through the internet, pulling up years of websites that referred to "win one on the field" and I would print them all out.

Then I would glue and plaster it all together in the shape of a baseball bat and I would go around and find out where all those people lived and I would beat them with my new bat. And as they are laying on the ground and wimpering like little girls, I will stand over them and taunt them.

Props to Mtown; anyone who knows me knows that this is EXACTLY how I think!!!

Go Tigers!!

[xtiger]

Bull riding or golfing for sure

CarlE says you should give them up anyways.:oops:

[TigerLily]

I would sift through the internet, pulling up years of websites that referred to "win one on the field" and I would print them all out.

Then I would glue and plaster it all together in the shape of a baseball bat and I would go around and find out where all those people lived and I would beat them with my new bat. And as they are laying on the ground and wimpering like little girls, I will stand over them and taunt them.

Do you mean sort of like this?

http://www.dachsie.org/vbb/images/smilies/nunu.gif

...and then like this?

http://www.dachsie.org/vbb/images/smilies/thick.gif

[CarlE]

CarlE says you should give them up anyways.:oops:

Golfing, yes. The bull, not until at least 50 people on MP.com, including XTiger sees him on the dang bull. Folks, it is a site to behold I PROMISE you.

[Smitty]

:iagree:

Let's bring LTFT's butt out here... and put him on a REAL bull. Rodeo season starts soon.

[longtimefirsttime]

I'm the Marlboro Man, minus the cigarettes. Um...yeah.

[CarlE]

I'm the Marlboro Man, minus the cigarettes. Um...yeah.

Yeah you are, LTFT. Damn boy you crack me up!!!

[TigerBob75]

I would gladly give up the thirty-two pills that I just taken that's emptying my inners as I type this ( colonoscopy tomorrow ). :eek: No, I'll take it like a Tiger :ohno: I'll give up my remote for a week. Man, that would be a hard thing to do. My thumbs are shaking already.

[TIGER27]

everything

[STING]

You guys have no idea what I would have given for the state title but to see the smile on his face and the light in his eyes after bringing the bell home was priceless. I'll remember that day forever.

[CarlE]

You guys have no idea what I would have given for the state title but to see the smile on his face and the light in his eyes after bringing the bell home was priceless. I'll remember that day forever.

The smile on whose face?

[STING]

Bobby's

[Kamd50]

It would be a tough one for me, but I'd give up getting on this dang computer to be able to proudly fly a division 1 State Championship Title banner from my front porch:sunny:

Sting, that WAS a priceless moment for our graduating class of 2007! Something that they will be able to treasure for the rest of their lives:sunny:

[ChronicTiger]

I would gladly give up the thirty-two pills that I just taken that's emptying my inners as I type this ( colonoscopy tomorrow )

:eek2:

[TigerCoach]

I'm surprised at every one of you. Are you implying that we can't win a state title on our own, we have to "give something up"? I ashamed!

[monte81]

I'm surprised at every one of you. Are you implying that we can't win a state title on our own, we have to "give something up"? I ashamed!

Not so fast TC!!! Re-read my original post!!!

[TigerCoach]

Except for Monte, we're the only true Tigers!

[Kamd50]

yea yea yea:blah:

[Red50Go]

Its about will & sacrifice!

I would give up lent.

[monte81]

Its about will & sacrifice!

I would give up lent.

As fans, boosters, and a community all we can do is keep cheering and supporting our kids efforts!! WILL AND SACRIFICE should be made by every member of our team to reach the ultimate goal of the DI State Cahmpionship!!!! I still believe!!!!!!!

GO TIGERS ALL THE WAY IN 2007!!!!!

[PDC]

I'd give up about $20 after buying a ticket, a program, and something to drink at the title game.

[Obie Wan]

I'd give up about $20 after buying a ticket, a program, and something to drink at the title game.
$20 wouldn't even get me through the drinking, let alone pay for a ticket and program.

[CarlE]

$20 wouldn't even get me through the drinking, let alone pay for a ticket and program.

You're right. $20 doesn't even get me past the dang tailgate.

[DAWGH8R]

You're right. $20 doesn't even get me past the dang tailgate.


I had almost $500 in the State Title tailgate of 2005 !! It was worth 10 times that !!!

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[CarlE]

And even living in Florida I'm jealous I wasn't there!! But man the weekend updates from DAWGH8R were great.

[MUCSteelers5xSuperChamp]

DAWGH8R,

I will never forget that magical evening of 2005! Seeing Massillon fans and their hearts and souls forcefully entrenched in orange and black...that was a sight for this writer to see. Massillon as you know hit their peak in the third week of the playoffs and it carried them to their first state title game since 1982! 3/4 of Fawcett Stadium was all Massillon that night! Even though they lost to #1 Cincinnati St. Xavier 24-17, Massillon provided me memories as a writer I will never forget and I alluded to that in a 2005 letter to Sound Off On Sports in The Repository.

Granted, my high school allegiance and roots will always lie with my alma mater (you know who). But if I had to give up something for a Massillon Tigers Division I state playoff title...I'd give up talking about DENNIS MILLER. Not the easiest of things but hey, I had to make a sacrifice.........

[ChronicTiger]

DAWGH8R,

I will never forget that magical evening of 2005! Seeing Massillon fans and their hearts and souls forcefully entrenched in orange and black...that was a sight for this writer to see. Massillon as you know hit their peak in the third week of the playoffs and it carried them to their first state title game since 1982! 3/4 of Fawcett Stadium was all Massillon that night! Even though they lost to #1 Cincinnati St. Xavier 24-17, Massillon provided me memories as a writer I will never forget and I alluded to that in a 2005 letter to Sound Off On Sports in The Repository.

Granted, my high school allegiance and roots will always lie with my alma mater (you know who). But if I had to give up something for a Massillon Tigers Division I state playoff title...I'd give up talking about DENNIS MILLER. Not the easiest of things but hey, I had to make a sacrifice.........

3/4 ? I dont remember it being like that. I do remember them being louder. Also, The Tigers hit their peak with 5 minutes to go in the St. Eds game. Im still waiting for you to hit your peak.

:suspect:

[MUCSteelers5xSuperChamp]

ChronicTiger,

Massillon had fans in both end zones and in the north stands. Cincinnati St. Xavier had fans only in the south stands.

17,000 of the 23,000 fans at the game were all from Massillon!

Far as peaks? You know Massillon hit their peak with an emotional playoff win over Canton McKinley, that broke a two-game losing streak at the Akron Rubber Bowl dating back to the 2001 Division I state semifinal.

Massillon was playing at their peak against Lakewood St. Edward.

[Big Fan Van]

This thread is the best yet. A Tiger state title? Are you giving up those paper titles?:deal: You guys are great.

[Seeker]

This thread is the best yet. A Tiger state title? Are you giving up those paper titles?:deal: You guys are great.

Before you clowns jump all over him, he makes a good point...semantic or not.

The title of the thread should be "What would you give for another Tiger State Title?"

Titled as it is, it implies that we've never had one.

Subconscious thought maybe?

[orangeblood]

Before you clowns jump all over him, he makes a good point...semantic or not.

The title of the thread should be "What would you give for another Tiger State Title?"

Titled as it is, it implies that we've never had one.

Subconscious thought maybe?

I agree with you Seeker. Go change the title of this thread. Those mutts don't have a clue, but maybe they wil figure it out when they LOSE again to us next year.

Go Tigers!!!!

[MR EMPTY PANTS]

I agree with you Seeker. Go change the title of this thread. Those mutts don't have a clue, but maybe they wil figure it out when they LOSE again to us next year.

Go Tigers!!!!

maybe so but those mutts have 3 titles all won on the field, otherwise why was this thread even started and why would people be willing to give up anything if the 22 we have don`t mean anything. trust me whoever started the thread meant "on the field" otherwise it`s wasted space.

[orangeblood]

maybe so but those mutts have 3 titles all won on the field, otherwise why was this thread even started and why would people be willing to give up anything if the 22 we have don`t mean anything. trust me whoever started the thread meant "on the field" otherwise it`s wasted space.Well, now that certainly shows a LACK of thinking on your part. I would say what I really think but Seeker would hammer me.

Our titles were won under the only system available at that time. Our many poundings of McKinley were done on the field. So you seem to think we could have won our 22 titles without victories "ON THE FIELD" as you put it?

Again, it shows a gross lack of thinking on your part. What is a bulldawg doing in Wayne county anyway?:help:

[TigerVic]

The 1920, 1934, 1942, 1955, and 1956 McK teams were all just worthless paper titles.

The guys on those teams should've known better and not even played because their work was meaningless. They should've been like the 1962 pups.

[Seeker]

... I would say what I really think but Seeker would hammer me...

So Dude!
Invite him over to the Lair and have at it.
We'll read all about it there.

:dance:

[MR EMPTY PANTS]

Well, now that certainly shows a LACK of thinking on your part. I would say what I really think but Seeker would hammer me.

Our titles were won under the only system available at that time. Our many poundings of McKinley were done on the field. So you seem to think we could have won our 22 titles without victories "ON THE FIELD" as you put it?

Again, it shows a gross lack of thinking on your part. What is a bulldawg doing in Wayne county anyway?:help:

i`m not a bulldog, i`m just not afraid of saying something truthful reguardless if it`s positive for massillon or negative. read my reply i never stated anything against our 22 titles. that was how it was back then. all i stated was why would we be willing to give up something for a state title we already have 22 of? it shows your lack of facts by being so upset at my reply. i never started this thread, all i said was simply "whoever started this thread meant on the field AKA PLAYOFFS SYSTEM."

[orangeblood]

So Dude!
Invite him over to the Lair and have at it.
We'll read all about it there.

:dance:A fabulous idea! Why did I not think of that? Empty pants, come over to the Lair and start posting that "on the field" balogna. I guarantee you won't leave with "empty pants." lol

All you have to do is click the link on the main mp.com page and come for a visit...:gogogo:

[MR EMPTY PANTS]

A fabulous idea! Why did I not think of that? Empty pants, come over to the Lair and start posting that "on the field" balogna. I guarantee you won't leave with "empty pants." lol

All you have to do is click the link on the main mp.com page and come for a visit...:gogogo:

how bout i just walk in the alibi and say it, i live in the present . you still live in the 40`s and 50`s. i have no affiliation for mck whatsoever. i root against mck. remember it`s going on 37 yrs and counting and with a shrinking population 1970`s video is about as close as you`ll come. i root for massillon but the ramblin die-hards who can`t face reality and act like it`s 1940 are the ones who are clueless. DIV2 but i already won this arguement long ago and plenty of this century thinkers on here agree with me.
as for the tigerslair ill come over anytime and chat, u think insults and comments from prehistoric dinosaurs who still think massillon now is as good as massillon then. i`ll rip them to shreds just by facts and final scores against st ignatius, moeller and the rest of the key loses massillon`s had. just beating the weakest st iggy team ever in 2005 by a late quarterback scramble just proves my point. year in and year massillon cannot compete. 2006 again proves my point.

[orangeblood]

Talk is cheap, action is better. Take my suggestion or don't take it....

Anyway, I am sure your "thoughts" are not winning any friends with the posters here. In fact, I would bet on it.:biggrin:

[Big Fan Van]

Before you clowns jump all over him, he makes a good point...semantic or not.

The title of the thread should be "What would you give for another Tiger State Title?"

Titled as it is, it implies that we've never had one.

Subconscious thought maybe?

I'm glad you see my point. Its the wording of the thread title that threw me for a loop, NOT the paper titles compared to the playoff titles. Playoff titles or playoff titles, they are still titles. SEEKER, you seem to always see my side of things even when others dont. I think we both have the same kind of open mind.

[MR EMPTY PANTS]

I'm glad you see my point. Its the wording of the thread title that threw me for a loop, NOT the paper titles compared to the playoff titles. Playoff titles or playoff titles, they are still titles. SEEKER, you seem to always see my side of things even when others dont. I think we both have the same kind of open mind.

big van, tyvm, if u go back through here and look at my posts on the div2 debate, you`ll understand my point. just because i make a comment on something they think i`m hammering massillon and i`m not. i root for them. then, after i make a comment i either get challenged or insulted and it turns ugly. all i`m stating is level-headed thinking in the "now". i look at steubenville now and feel that massillon should be right along with them but until these dinosaurs face reality it will always come down to" WHAT IF, OR WAIT TILL NEXT YR"

[CarlE]

I'm glad you see my point. Its the wording of the thread title that threw me for a loop, NOT the paper titles compared to the playoff titles. Playoff titles or playoff titles, they are still titles. SEEKER, you seem to always see my side of things even when others dont. I think we both have the same kind of open mind.

NOBODY is going to see your side of things until you buy me a beer for that Dover ticket, Mister!! LOL

[Big Fan Van]

big van, tyvm, if u go back through here and look at my posts on the div2 debate, you`ll understand my point. just because i make a comment on something they think i`m hammering massillon and i`m not. i root for them. then, after i make a comment i either get challenged or insulted and it turns ugly. all i`m stating is level-headed thinking in the "now". i look at steubenville now and feel that massillon should be right along with them but until these dinosaurs face reality it will always come down to" WHAT IF, OR WAIT TILL NEXT YR"

MR EMPTY PANTS, I understand completely. Theres alot of people on here that cant take the truth. Most of those same people cant take your opinion either, but they'll be glad to lend to you their opinion. And then theres the people that want to invite you to another site, those are the funny people, the liar or the lair or whatever it is. Those are the poeple that cross me as being one of the people as described above, kinda like living in the past type of people. One thing you do need to remember though is that most people on here are good kind hearted people. They welcomed me with open arms when I first came on here and treated me with respect every since. Made a few friends along the way too. As for going to another site, we'll if the only time I see someone get invited there is because they want to settle a disagreement, kinda shows what kind of people are there. You can keep that closed minded living in the past crap to yourselves.

[tiger74]

hey mr. empty pants how can you say we can't compete {year in and year out massillon cannot compete. 2006 again proves my point.} did we not beat a good st. eds team or beat an undefeated mckinley team 2 years in a row. In 2005 iggy still made the playoffs last year and look at there schedule they play some tough teams. no they were not the powerhouse iggy teams but still a tough team and we won ON THERE FIELD!! do you think mckinley would fair better against iggy with there team and they have more kids. I don't think mckinley would have won against iggy this year, maybe last year. so 1 and 1 the last two years the same record as massillon against iggy. mckinley has the luck of playing against the fed teams who massillon OWNS!!! mckinley would be like massillon if they played are schedule. how many teams in are region would have alot of success against iggy or moeller not many and they are still going to be in div 1. you mean to tell me we can't compete when we beat a very good arizona team who won the state title. gee we have trouble beating two teams we don't see until LATE in the playoffs. did we not beat a loaded perry team in 2002 or a good hoover team in 2001. we also beat the crap out of perry this year and they had a good team. we beat an undefeated mckinley team this year giving up 7 points. In 02 we lost to warren twice because of special teams not because we can't hang or compete. again in 05 a special teams mistake cost us some points not because we need to go div 2. oh and I agree with tigerlily about giving up talking about wait until next year.

[MR EMPTY PANTS]

hey mr. empty pants how can you say we can't compete {year in and year out massillon cannot compete. 2006 again proves my point.} did we not beat a good st. eds team or beat an undefeated mckinley team 2 years in a row. In 2005 iggy still made the playoffs last year and look at there schedule they play some tough teams. no they were not the powerhouse iggy teams but still a tough team and we won ON THERE FIELD!! do you think mckinley would fair better against iggy with there team and they have more kids. I don't think mckinley would have won against iggy this year, maybe last year. so 1 and 1 the last two years the same record as massillon against iggy. mckinley has the luck of playing against the fed teams who massillon OWNS!!! mckinley would be like massillon if they played are schedule. how many teams in are region would have alot of success against iggy or moeller not many and they are still going to be in div 1. you mean to tell me we can't compete when we beat a very good arizona team who won the state title. gee we have trouble beating two teams we don't see until LATE in the playoffs. did we not beat a loaded perry team in 2002 or a good hoover team in 2001. we also beat the crap out of perry this year and they had a good team. we beat an undefeated mckinley team this year giving up 7 points. In 02 we lost to warren twice because of special teams not because we can't hang or compete. again in 05 a special teams mistake cost us some points not because we need to go div 2. oh and I agree with tigerlily about giving up talking about wait until next year.

you make a few valid points but overall i`m correct about the div2 issue. who cares about getting through a weak region2 and some years massillon can`t even do that. if you watched the game against st x which i`m sure you did massillon played their hearts out. they had a special team that year with all the parts to contend but if you notice why massillon lost "IT WAS BECAUSE OF SHEARS NUMBERS BY ST.X" if you noticed st.x on their sidelines, did you see how many bodies they rotated in and out and how often? massillon played a great game and were absolutly gassed by mid 4th quarter. now that was special in 2005. now compare that to an regular massillon team on any odinary year. they would`ve been hammered by 20 or so as what happened against good st. iggy teams in the past. look up the scores. look at this past year and notice how gassed gamble and the other 2-way players were in crunch time in games against great teams. sure we beat mckinley, that`s a rivalry, sometimes the strongest team loses in that game, think about all those 9-0 massillon teams who were favored and lost, or vice versa like this past year. what my main point is that: the shrinking population in massillon is really looming hard now and it`s gonna get worse. the trend started years ago with the creation of perry, tuslaw, fairless etc. then the steel mills closed. now it`s kinda like a ghost town for anyone wanting to start out a family and canton is not far behind. mckinley could end up the same way but in their defense they could close timken and get their numbers back up.look at it in this perspective: say you own a small factory that makes widgets but you only have 50 employees and can onnly run 1 shift but the guy down the street owns the same kind of buisness but he has 200 employees and can run 3 shifts 24 hours a day. now imagine the guy with 50 workers trying to tell his his employees they need to work 16 hour days in order to keep up with the guy down the street. "EVENTUALLY THEY`LL GET TIRED AND WORN DOWN" it is really a simple concept if you take time to really think about it.

[kmay]

Let it go . WE ARE NOT GOING TO DIVISION 2 !

[DAWGH8R]

http://www.beppegrillo.it/eng/immagini/no_referendum.jpg

[orangeblood]

MR EMPTY PANTS, I understand completely. Theres alot of people on here that cant take the truth. Most of those same people cant take your opinion either, but they'll be glad to lend to you their opinion. And then theres the people that want to invite you to another site, those are the funny people, the liar or the lair or whatever it is. Those are the poeple that cross me as being one of the people as described above, kinda like living in the past type of people. One thing you do need to remember though is that most people on here are good kind hearted people. They welcomed me with open arms when I first came on here and treated me with respect every since. Made a few friends along the way too. As for going to another site, we'll if the only time I see someone get invited there is because they want to settle a disagreement, kinda shows what kind of people are there. You can keep that closed minded living in the past crap to yourselves.

I encourage anyone here to pay a visit to cantonmckinley.com, read their forums, especially their "War of 1892" or whatever the heck it is, and see the extremely biased nature of their forums. They, and the above referenced poster is included in that, talk out of two sides of their mouths where Massillon is concerned. They will treat you with respect...yeah, sure...NOT.

[DAWGH8R]

OB,

Why oh why do you guys subject yourself to the ignorance that abounds at Yappi and McK dot com ?????:thumbsdown: :thumbsdown:

Gluttons for punishment !!

[orangeblood]

OB,

Why oh why do you guys subject yourself to the ignorance that abounds at Yappi and McK dot com ?????:thumbsdown: :thumbsdown:

Gluttons for punishment !!I basically do not look at them much any more, just a little bit. There are MANY Massillon posters who post on those two sites, when you consider them together. McK.com is almost dead right now. Not much action at all.

[Big Fan Van]

I encourage anyone here to pay a visit to cantonmckinley.com, read their forums, especially their "War of 1892" or whatever the heck it is, and see the extremely biased nature of their forums. They, and the above referenced poster is included in that, talk out of two sides of their mouths where Massillon is concerned. They will treat you with respect...yeah, sure...NOT.

Ok its tell the truth time. Please let me know when and where I have disrespected anyone. And your "war of 1892" mocking of the rivalry? Come on, you dont even know when the first game was played? Go play at the Tiger Liars site or something.

[Big Fan Van]

I basically do not look at them much any more, just a little bit. There are MANY Massillon posters who post on those two sites, when you consider them together. McK.com is almost dead right now. Not much action at all.

WOW, for not looking at them much anymore. You sure are keeping close tabs on whats going on there.

[obie7661]

Ok its tell the truth time. Please let me know when and where I have disrespected anyone. And your "war of 1892" mocking of the rivalry? Come on, you dont even know when the first game was played? Go play at the Tiger Liars site or something.

I play at the Tiger's Lair ... are you calling me and those that post there liars?

[orangeblood]

I play at the Tiger's Lair ... are you calling me and those that post there liars?


Obie7661, again, I thank you for your kind words and contributions. You won't find ANY at McK.com, imo...:thanx:

[Big Fan Van]

I play at the Tiger's Lair ... are you calling me and those that post there liars?
I dont recall talking to you at all. Maybe you should start at the beginning instead of jumping in at the middle. My last post was merely a mocking of the lair as a mocking was made in reference to a previous post from him. I'm truly still waiting on a response from ORANGEBLOOD. Do you always come to his rescue when he bites off more than he can chew? I got called out by him on a disrespect manner on which I give people on yappi and McK.com. never been on yappi and still looking for the proof he can give from McK.com.

[obie7661]

I dont recall talking to you at all. Maybe you should start at the beginning instead of jumping in at the middle. My last post was merely a mocking of the lair as a mocking was made in reference to a previous post from him. I'm truly still waiting on a response from ORANGEBLOOD. Do you always come to his rescue when he bites off more than he can chew? I got called out by him on a disrespect manner on which I give people on yappi and McK.com. never been on yappi and still looking for the proof he can give from McK.com.

Trust me ... orangeblood does not need anyone to come to his rescue.

[orangeblood]

Orangeblood is not getting into a wild argument on Obiefan's site. He knows better. Now, if the guy wants to argue, another site is available, lol...:TIG2:

Trust me ... orangeblood does not need anyone to come to his rescue.

[Big Fan Van]

Orangeblood is not getting into a wild argument on Obiefan's site. He knows better. Now, if the guy wants to argue, another site is available, lol...:TIG2:

:thanx: and good luck on that other site, wish ya well. Maybe we can exchange words again sometime. Football will be creeping up on us before you know it.

[President skroob]

I'd give up my Klondike bar.