chap
02-07-2007, 05:00 PM
AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES
1. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will
prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep
after you hit the snooze button.
2. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives,
then you will be afraid to cough.
3. Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables
by getting someone else to hold them while you chop away.
4. Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet
seat by simply using the sink.
5. For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself
and bleed for a three minutes, thus reducing the pressure
in your veins. Remember to use a timer.
6. Have a bad headache? Smash your thumb with a hammer and
you will forget about the headache.
1. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will
prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep
after you hit the snooze button.
2. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives,
then you will be afraid to cough.
3. Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables
by getting someone else to hold them while you chop away.
4. Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet
seat by simply using the sink.
5. For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself
and bleed for a three minutes, thus reducing the pressure
in your veins. Remember to use a timer.
6. Have a bad headache? Smash your thumb with a hammer and
you will forget about the headache.