warren1st
10-25-2006, 10:24 PM
A first grade teacher explains to her class that she is an Ohio State fan. She asks her students to raise their hands if they were Buckeye fans also.
Not really knowing what a Buckeye fan was but wanting to be like their teacher, their hands explode into the air.
There is, however, one exception. Joe has not gone along with the crowd. The teacher asks him why he has decided to be different.
"Because I am not a Buckeye fan."
Then, asks the teacher, "What are you?"
"Why I'm a proud Wolverine fan," boasts Joe.
The teacher is a little perturbed now, her face slightly red. She asks Joe why he is a Michigan fan.
"Well, my mom and dad are Michigan fans, so I'm a Wolverine fan also."
The teacher is now angry. "That's no reason," she says loudly.
"What if your mom was a moron, and your dad was a moron. What would you be then?"
A pause, and a smile. "No... then," says Joe, "I'd be a Buckeye fan."
Not really knowing what a Buckeye fan was but wanting to be like their teacher, their hands explode into the air.
There is, however, one exception. Joe has not gone along with the crowd. The teacher asks him why he has decided to be different.
"Because I am not a Buckeye fan."
Then, asks the teacher, "What are you?"
"Why I'm a proud Wolverine fan," boasts Joe.
The teacher is a little perturbed now, her face slightly red. She asks Joe why he is a Michigan fan.
"Well, my mom and dad are Michigan fans, so I'm a Wolverine fan also."
The teacher is now angry. "That's no reason," she says loudly.
"What if your mom was a moron, and your dad was a moron. What would you be then?"
A pause, and a smile. "No... then," says Joe, "I'd be a Buckeye fan."