View Full Version : Things are good! Tyson tour is on it's way!
TigerswillbeTigers
10-17-2006, 11:29 AM
Mike Tyson announced his boxing tour's first fight in an overflow crowd at a tiny Youngstown Italian restaurant.
Iron Mike went on to say that he may even box some women on his tour! If he meant in the ring vs in a hotel room, I have a list of possible opponents that I would like to see him fight.
1. Jennifer Wilbanks (the runaway bride)
2. Hillary Clinton
3. Anne Coulter (I'd pay 10,000.00 to see that one)
4. Tonya Harding
5. Rita Cosby (her voice just drives me crazy)
6. Nancy Grace (no explanation needed)
Go Mike!
obie0130
10-17-2006, 12:46 PM
what about cindy sheehan?
obiefan
10-17-2006, 12:51 PM
I think Keno will have something to say about Mike!
LOL :jestera:
TigerswillbeTigers
10-17-2006, 03:14 PM
I'll go along with Cindy Sheehan as well!
mbaldwin3
10-18-2006, 04:37 AM
Roseanne would give him a run for his money
longtimefirsttime
10-18-2006, 05:43 AM
Rosie O'Donnell would be a natural. She already plays a character on TV who has lost an ear. :jestera:
MUCSteelers5xSuperChamp
10-18-2006, 12:36 PM
Low down dirty malicious, incapacitated, crazy, horrendous, arrogant, evil, lewd, gross, egotistical, rash, atrocious, rancid, dumb, terrible, yellow, shoddy, old, nasty animal in a cage.
He needs to just stay where he is. Speaking of...since I believe he was last living in Warren......maybe after Thom McDaniels leaves (when he does), he should be the next head football coach of Warren Harding High School.
longtimefirsttime
12-29-2006, 09:32 AM
Shocker.
http://sports.espn.go.com/sports/boxing/news/story?id=2713735
Smitty
12-29-2006, 10:53 AM
... I have a list of possible opponents that I would like to see him fight.
1. Jennifer Wilbanks (the runaway bride)
2. Hillary Clinton
3. Anne Coulter (I'd pay 10,000.00 to see that one)
4. Tonya Harding
5. Rita Cosby (her voice just drives me crazy)
6. Nancy Grace (no explanation needed)
....
7. Nancy Pelosi
Dr Strangemind
12-29-2006, 11:17 AM
Low down dirty malicious, incapacitated, crazy, horrendous, arrogant, evil, lewd, gross, egotistical, rash, atrocious, rancid, dumb, terrible, yellow, shoddy, old, nasty animal in a cage.
He needs to just stay where he is. Speaking of...since I believe he was last living in Warren......maybe after Thom McDaniels leaves (when he does), he should be the next head football coach of Warren Harding High School.
Hey, my friend, nobody's being forced to go see him against their will.
CarlE
12-29-2006, 11:18 AM
7. Nancy Pelosi
8. The Mechanical Bull that kicked LTFT's ASS!!!
Kamd50
12-29-2006, 11:36 AM
Oh my gosh, it is amazing how many different ways CarlE cleverly manages to work into different threads the LTFT bull-riding incident:laughing: But I am starting to feel sorry for the poor guy! I mean, first it was the golf thing, now this! LTFT, you MUST be a man of good character:wink:
CarlE
12-29-2006, 11:42 AM
Oh my gosh, it is amazing how many different ways CarlE cleverly manages to work into different threads the LTFT bull-riding incident:laughing: But I am starting to feel sorry for the poor guy! I mean, first it was the golf thing, now this! LTFT, you MUST be a man of good character:wink:
Cyber-Mom:
If you had seen him on this thing you would know he has NO character. And it took a $20 bribe to the guy monitoring it to get him to the front of the line!!! CLASSIC!!
longtimefirsttime
12-29-2006, 12:47 PM
Oh my gosh, it is amazing how many different ways CarlE cleverly manages to work into different threads the LTFT bull-riding incident:laughing: But I am starting to feel sorry for the poor guy! I mean, first it was the golf thing, now this! LTFT, you MUST be a man of good character:wink:
I appreciate your support. He fails to mention he refused to try it. Fall down seven times, get up eight...
MUCSteelers5xSuperChamp
12-30-2006, 10:33 AM
In case you all haven't heard...Michael Gerard Tyson got arrested in Arizona for cocaine possession! Oh gosh, a rapist, an ear-biter, a fighter, now a cokehead!
He even tried to wipe it off his window and got caught by the police! My how the mighty have fallen.........
Big as a bison but he just don't have any balls...that's just his nature.
longtimefirsttime
12-30-2006, 10:38 AM
He even tried to wipe it off his window and got caught by the police!
But he forgot to take out the two bags in his pants pocket.
My how the mighty have fallen......... He fell a long time ago. He's simply a freak show now. Whats next, a pay per view exhibition fight from "the yard?"
MUCSteelers5xSuperChamp
01-02-2007, 11:12 AM
longtimefirsttime,
Michael Gerard Tyson is big as a bison but he has no balls. I promise you, I would take him in a peeving match on this forum if it were to happen. With my stylish flair and usage of words, Tyson will be cowering at the word combinations I'd throw at him.
vBulletin® v3.7.4, Copyright ©2000-2009, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.